Thanks For Not Coming - Southern Cassowary

According to a local Dreamtime story, the cassowary once had a rock stuck in his head.
The snakes laughed at him.

The cassowary did not care.

He kept the rock. It became his helmet.
A reminder that not every opinion needs a reply, and not every gathering needs attendance.

Cassowaries are solitary by nature. Quiet. Observant. Perfectly capable of handling their own shit without commentary, consensus, or small talk. They’re not angry. They’re not antisocial. They’re just done.

This shirt is for moments when plans fall through and you feel… relief.
For cancelled catch-ups. Empty calendars. A clear path home.

Thanks for not coming.

Product features

• Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
• Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
• Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
• Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
• Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort

Care instructions

• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry

Sizing

Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.) Width is measured armpit-to-armpit, please allow 1-2cm human measurement errors.