Stay Lit. Aerial Arsonist. Tank

Apparently, some Top End birds don’t just hang around fires — they help spread them. Black kites, brown falcons, whistling kites… also known as firehawks. They’ve been spotted picking up burning sticks and dropping them into fresh grass, just to flush out lunch.

Science calls it “documented behaviour.” We call it “wildlife with a taste for chaos.”

So here’s your shirt - you trouble starter, punkin' instigator...
I'm the fear addicted, the danger illustrated
I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter
You're a fire starter, twisted fire starter...

Stay lit.

Product features

• Fabric blend: Solid colours are 100% cotton, heather colorus blend 85% cotton and 15% viscose.
• Raw sleeve edges and armholes for a casual look.
• Ribbed knit collar that retains its shape for long-lasting wear.
• Lightweight material for comfort during warm days.
• Regular fit ensures versatility and comfort for all body types.

Care instructions

• Machine wash: warm (max 40C)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: medium
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dry-clean

Sizing

Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.) Width is measured armpit-to-armpit, please allow 1-2cm human measurement errors.