Stay Lit. Aerial Arsonist.

Apparently, some Top End birds don’t just hang around fires — they help spread them. Black kites, brown falcons, whistling kites… also known as firehawks. They’ve been spotted picking up burning sticks and dropping them into fresh grass, just to flush out lunch.

Science calls it “documented behaviour.” We call it “wildlife with a taste for chaos.”

So here’s your shirt - you trouble starter, punkin' instigator...
I'm the fear addicted, the danger illustrated
I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter
You're a fire starter, twisted fire starter...

Stay lit.

Product features

• Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
• Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
• Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
• Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
• Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort
  

Care instructions

• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry

Sizing

Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)