Squatters Rights. Green Tree Frog.

Once a green tree frog moves in, that’s it. The property’s been transferred. We haven’t used the hose reel out back in years because the frogs claimed it. Same with the old sink - Boz lives in the pipe, and we don’t want to disturb him.

A mate of ours had one in their outside dunny. His wife, Shirley, refused to use it until the frog was “relocated.” Max tried - moved it to the garden, then the fence line, and finally beyond (into the property behind). Every time, the frog came back. After the third attempt and several days had passed, Shirley looked down into the bowl, the frog looked up and basically told her "I live in your toilet now. Don't make this weird." Shirley gave up. The frog had tenancy. Once a frog lays claim to a space, you might as well start paying them rent.

Product features

• Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
• Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
• Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
• Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
• Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort

Care instructions

• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry

Sizing

Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)