Overstimulated, Underwhelmed

The reluctant protagonist of our times.

Self-diagnosed with neurodivergence and probably ADHD. Drowning in notifications. Paralysed by choice. Every answer, every form of entertainment, every dopamine hit—right there in the palm of their hand—and still nothing to do.

Told from a young age there’s no future. No hope of ever owning a home. No safe climate to grow old in. You can be anything you want to be—unless AI does it better first.

This is not a phase. It’s a vibe. And the vibe is tired.

Care Instructions:

• Cold machine wash.
• Do not tumble dry unless you hate the planet.
• Iron inside out if you must.
• Do not bleach, dry clean, or bring it to your mum's for fixing.

Sizing

Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)