Nuisance Apex Energy - Saltwater Croc

Salties don’t just run the rivers — they run the whole show. Deep down, they know they’re the main event. The NT has plenty to offer — red dirt, sunsets, culture, fishing, markets — but the first question is always: “Where can I see a croc?”

Think of them as the NT’s badly behaved influencers: unpredictable, always in the headlines, and somehow more famous than the place itself. This tee tips its hat to the Territory’s true star with pure Nuisance Apex Energy. Only in Australia could a deadly apex predator with a history of attacking humans be written off as a “nuisance” — and nowhere is that understatement stronger than in the NT, where both humans and reptiles lean into it. Problematic, self-centred, impossible to ignore — the saltie’s had Main Character Energy since 1986, when Crocodile Dundee set the tone.

Product features

• Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
• Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
• Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
• Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
• Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort

Care instructions

• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry

Sizing

Sizes run a touch smaller than standard, so check the measurements before picking your fit.