Nightmare Couple - Bush Chooks in Cahoots

They’re in it together, always. A bad idea shared is a bad idea doubled. Your best mate whispering “one more pint”, or you egging them on instead. Your partner suggesting wine on a school night — or was it you first? No one remembers, no one cares. They turn up late, leave too loud, and swear they’ll behave next time. They won’t. Two birds, one brain cell... “wanna empty one more garden bed?”. Chooks in cahoots. A true nightmare couple.

Product features

• Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
• Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
• Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
• Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
• Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort
  

Care instructions

• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry

Sizing

Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)