Nightcliff, Bitch

The other day, I was stopped in the Woolies car park by a friendly bloke who did a double take at my Nightcliff Beach tee and said, “Hang on, what does your shirt say?!”

I showed him.

He laughed and said, “I thought it said Nightcliff, Bitch!”

I asked if he’d wear a shirt like that.

He said, “Yeah — sometimes I probably would.”

So here it is. I hope you find it. I hope you like it.

I didn’t get your name — but for the bloke in the Woolies car park, and for anyone who loves Nightcliff with  the same level of enthusiasm Jesse Pinkman loves science  — this one’s for you.

Product features

• Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
• Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
• Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
• Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
• Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort

Care instructions

• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry

Sizing

Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)