Loch Alexander Monster

A suburban saltwater lake with paddle boards, picnics… and the occasional closure “just as a precaution.”

Sometimes it’s a barra. Sometimes it’s a rogue croc.
And sometimes, if you look just beneath the surface—
well… best not to think about it.

Officially, there’s nothing to worry about.
Unofficially, bring binoculars. And snacks.

Product Features
• Designed in Darwin, Printed in Australia
• 100% cotton (solid colours) / 85% cotton, 15% viscose (heather shades)
• Side seams for shape and structure
• Stabilised neck and shoulder tape
• Ribbed collar that stays put
• Medium-weight fabric for everyday mediocrity

Care Instructions
• Don’t iron it
• Don’t dry-clean it
• Cold machine wash only (max 30°C)
• No bleach
• No tumble drying, obviously