It's Mummy Wine Time

It’s Mummy Wine Time
And mums should not be judged.

Nobody bats an eyelid when Daddy has a few coldies with his mates at the end of a working day, or when corporate working gals neck a bottle or two of savvy-B at Friday night work drinks.
Shit, it’s become commonplace for workers from all industries to throw in a few bags with their after-work socials.

So what’s the problem when Mum unwinds at the end of her day—scurrying about like a blue-arsed fly catering to every selfish whim of her over-demanding puppies?
None. There is no problem.

Stay in your box, brats.
And crack that bottle of rosé, Mum.
Bottoms up—it’s Mummy Wine Time.

Product Features

• Designed in Darwin, printed in Australia
• 100% cotton for solid colours – soft and breathable
• Side seams for structure and shape retention
• Neck and shoulder tape to stop stretching
• Ribbed knit collar that stays in shape
• Medium fabric weight for comfort and durability

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean

(Much like the kids—handle with mild indifference.)

Sizing

Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)