I Survived The Top End

🐊 Crocodiles on the main street, utes with bullbars adorned with the horns of a fallen mighty water buffalo 🐃.

🦘 Ripped kangaroos with massive guns.

💀 This graphic tee is your ticket to bragging rights: “I Survived the Top End” - because some do not... You’ve lived here for decades and you’re still standing upright - you are a survivor. You’ve visited for a week and avoided an altercation with a nuisance croc, or not found yourself stranded on the Dorat Track out the back of Kakadu - you won. Or if you simply dare to dream of the outback, this one is for you. No airfare. No jet lag. No chance of being eaten. Just 100% cotton chaos.

Product features

• Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
• Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
• Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
• Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
• Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort

Care instructions

• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry

Sizing

Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)