That'll Do, NT
High On Sugar, Low On Patience - Lorikeet
High On Sugar, Low On Patience - Lorikeet
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- Ships from QLD · 1–3 business days
- Free shipping over $100
- Printed to order, less waste
- Soft premium cotton. Built to last.
- Unisex fit
- Printed using premium DTG inks
The story behind it
Rainbow and red collared lorikeets look cute, sound cheerful, and act like they’ve just smashed a litre of red cordial. Native to the NT and much of Australia, these sugar-charged parrots live life at full volume — squabbling, swooping, and screaming at anything that moves.
Thing is, too much sugar really does mess them up. Feeding them jam or honey can make them cranky, itchy, and sick — and sometimes it’s mistaken for a serious condition called lorikeet paralysis syndrome. They don’t need our desserts. They’ve already got nectar, fruit, and pure chaos running through their veins.
So this tee’s a tribute to one of the loudest birds in the tropics: colourful, wired, and one mango away from a meltdown.
Product features
- Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
- Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
- Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
- Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
Sizing
Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Approx. Women’s |
8-10 |
12 |
14-16 |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24-26 |
28+ |
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Width, cm |
47 |
52.1 |
56.5 |
61 |
64.1 |
67.9 |
75 |
80 |
|
Length, cm |
71 |
74.9 |
78.7 |
81.9 |
83.8 |
85.1 |
87 |
89 |
|
Size tolerance, cm |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
Size guide
Each t-shirt's printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.) Width is measured armpit-to-armpit, please allow 1-2cm human measurement errors.
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Approx. Women’s |
8-10 |
12 |
14-16 |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24-26 |
28+ |
|
Width, cm |
47 |
52.1 |
56.5 |
61 |
64.1 |
67.9 |
75 |
80 |
|
Length, cm |
71 |
74.9 |
78.7 |
81.9 |
83.8 |
85.1 |
87 |
89 |
|
Size tolerance, cm |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
Shipping & Returns
Printed just for you. Every order is printed to order in Brisbane, usually within 1-3 business days.
Once your order has been printed and dispatched:
- Standard shipping: usually 4–8 business days
- Express shipping: usually 3–6 business days
- Free standard shipping on orders over $100
Top End customers: If you're in the NT and in a hurry (an unusual combination), we recommend choosing Express Shipping. Standard parcels from Brisbane tend to take the scenic route via Adelaide before eventually heading north. Express shipping usually takes the red-eye directly instead.
Because each item is printed to order, we can’t usually exchange items ordered in the wrong size. Please check the size guide before ordering. Annoying, but also fairly sensible.
If your item arrives damaged, faulty or incorrect, get in touch and we’ll sort it out.
Sustainability
Every That’ll Do, NT item is printed only after you order it.
That means no piles of unsold stock, less waste, and fewer sad shirts sitting in a warehouse wondering where it all went wrong.
Designed in Darwin. Printed in Brisbane. Made when it’s wanted.
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