Garbage Sommelier

Not every dog has the gift. This one does.

A true Garbage Sommelier, he can detect a hint of bin juice from 40 metres, and will confidently recommend a two-day-old chicken carcass over a freshly binned sandwich any day. With a refined palate and an impressive snout for nuance, he favours a full-bodied bouquet with earthy undertones and a lingering finish of damp cardboard and nappy funk. His reviews are unsolicited. His selections are criminal.

Pairs beautifully with silence and shame.

Product Features

• Designed in Darwin, printed in Australia
• 100% cotton for solid colours – soft and breathable
• Side seams for structure and shape retention
• Neck and shoulder tape to stop stretching
• Ribbed knit collar that stays in shape
• Medium fabric weight for comfort and durability

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean

Sizing

Sizes run a touch smaller than standard, so check the measurements before picking your fit.