That'll Do, NT
Feline Fudge
Feline Fudge
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- Ships from QLD · 1–3 business days
- Free shipping over $100
- Printed to order, less waste
- Soft premium cotton. Built to last.
- Unisex fit
- Printed using premium DTG inks
The story behind it
We all love to spoil the pooch. A sneaky bit under the dinner table, a juicy morsel of BBQ chook, even a box of chicken nuggies as a special treat. For the dog I do a weekly cook-up of poached pumpkin, minced beef, chicken livers, and chicken giblets fried in flaxseed oil—finished off with a tablespoon of turmeric and chopped parsley.
But the second I’m not looking, Evie will chomp down on the feline fudge our cat Elton has freshly pinched off into the litter box. Elton never bothers to bury it. That’s his prerogative—as an equally spoilt kitty in our house.
We’ll know what’s happened because Evie comes swaggering back towards us, chewing lovingly on the fudge like the filthy bitch she is in that moment. And filthy bitches don’t get to stay inside. A dirty, fudge-chomping doggo must be banished outside.
It’s in those moments I remember: while she is a beloved member of the family, she is a dirty dog. But we love her just the same.
Product Features
- Designed in Darwin, printed in Australia
- 100% cotton for solid colours – soft and breathable
- Side seams for structure and shape retention
- Neck and shoulder tape to stop stretching
- Ribbed knit collar that stays in shape
- Medium fabric weight for comfort and durability
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Sizing
Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Approx. Women’s |
8-10 |
12 |
14-16 |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24-26 |
28+ |
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Width, cm |
47 |
52.1 |
56.5 |
61 |
64.1 |
67.9 |
75 |
80 |
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Length, cm |
71 |
74.9 |
78.7 |
81.9 |
83.8 |
85.1 |
87 |
89 |
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Size tolerance, cm |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
Size guide
Each t-shirt's printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.) Width is measured armpit-to-armpit, please allow 1-2cm human measurement errors.
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Approx. Women’s |
8-10 |
12 |
14-16 |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24-26 |
28+ |
|
Width, cm |
47 |
52.1 |
56.5 |
61 |
64.1 |
67.9 |
75 |
80 |
|
Length, cm |
71 |
74.9 |
78.7 |
81.9 |
83.8 |
85.1 |
87 |
89 |
|
Size tolerance, cm |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
Shipping & Returns
Printed just for you. Every order is printed to order in Brisbane, usually within 1-3 business days.
Once your order has been printed and dispatched:
- Standard shipping: usually 4–8 business days
- Express shipping: usually 3–6 business days
- Free standard shipping on orders over $100
Top End customers: If you're in the NT and in a hurry (an unusual combination), we recommend choosing Express Shipping. Standard parcels from Brisbane tend to take the scenic route via Adelaide before eventually heading north. Express shipping usually takes the red-eye directly instead.
Because each item is printed to order, we can’t usually exchange items ordered in the wrong size. Please check the size guide before ordering. Annoying, but also fairly sensible.
If your item arrives damaged, faulty or incorrect, get in touch and we’ll sort it out.
Sustainability
Every That’ll Do, NT item is printed only after you order it.
That means no piles of unsold stock, less waste, and fewer sad shirts sitting in a warehouse wondering where it all went wrong.
Designed in Darwin. Printed in Brisbane. Made when it’s wanted.
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