Feline Fudge

We all love to spoil the pooch. A sneaky bit under the dinner table, a juicy morsel of BBQ chook, even a box of chicken nuggies as a special treat. For the dog I do a weekly cook-up of poached pumpkin, minced beef, chicken livers, and chicken giblets fried in flaxseed oil—finished off with a tablespoon of turmeric and chopped parsley.

But the second I’m not looking, Evie will chomp down on the feline fudge our cat Elton has freshly pinched off into the litter box. Elton never bothers to bury it. That’s his prerogative—as an equally spoilt kitty in our house.

We’ll know what’s happened because Evie comes swaggering back towards us, chewing lovingly on the fudge like the filthy bitch she is in that moment. And filthy bitches don’t get to stay inside. A dirty, fudge-chomping doggo must be banished outside.

It’s in those moments I remember: while she is a beloved member of the family, she is a dirty dog. But we love her just the same.

Product Features

• Designed in Darwin, printed in Australia
• 100% cotton for solid colours – soft and breathable
• Side seams for structure and shape retention
• Neck and shoulder tape to stop stretching
• Ribbed knit collar that stays in shape
• Medium fabric weight for comfort and durability

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean

Sizing

Sizes run a touch smaller than standard, so check the measurements before picking your fit.