That'll Do, NT
End of the road (Uncle Sams)
End of the road (Uncle Sams)
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- Ships from QLD · 1–3 business days
- Free shipping over $100
- Printed to order, less waste
- Soft premium cotton. Built to last.
- Unisex fit
- Printed using premium DTG inks
The story behind it
The sequel to Mitchell Street Regret. Because every great night needs a blurry epilogue.
Welcome to Uncle Sams: the 24-hour sanctuary for deep-fried decisions and iced coffee miracles.
Home of the legendary Veal n Cheese, where the bain-marie is always humming and the fried rice is somehow both soggy and crunchy.
It’s the only place in the world where you can get Chinese takeaway and a crumbing-induced identity crisis at 4am.
And the iced coffee? Set to the exact temperature just before it freezes—scientifically proven to soothe both heatstroke and hangovers.
Product Features
• Designed in Darwin, Printed in Australia
• 100% cotton graphic tee (solid colours) / 85% cotton, 15% viscose (heather shades)
• Side seams for shape and structure
• Stabilised neck and shoulder tape
• Ribbed collar that stays put
• Medium-weight fabric for everyday mediocrity
Care Instructions
• Don’t iron it
• Don’t dry-clean it
• Cold machine wash only (max 30°C)
• No bleach
• No tumble drying, obviously
Sizing
Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Approx. Women’s |
8-10 |
12 |
14-16 |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24-26 |
28+ |
|
Width, cm |
47 |
52.1 |
56.5 |
61 |
64.1 |
67.9 |
75 |
80 |
|
Length, cm |
71 |
74.9 |
78.7 |
81.9 |
83.8 |
85.1 |
87 |
89 |
|
Size tolerance, cm |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
Size guide
Each t-shirt's printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.) Width is measured armpit-to-armpit, please allow 1-2cm human measurement errors.
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Approx. Women’s |
8-10 |
12 |
14-16 |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24-26 |
28+ |
|
Width, cm |
47 |
52.1 |
56.5 |
61 |
64.1 |
67.9 |
75 |
80 |
|
Length, cm |
71 |
74.9 |
78.7 |
81.9 |
83.8 |
85.1 |
87 |
89 |
|
Size tolerance, cm |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
2.5 |
Shipping & Returns
Printed just for you. Every order is printed to order in Brisbane, usually within 1-3 business days.
Once your order has been printed and dispatched:
- Standard shipping: usually 4–8 business days
- Express shipping: usually 3–6 business days
- Free standard shipping on orders over $100
Top End customers: If you're in the NT and in a hurry (an unusual combination), we recommend choosing Express Shipping. Standard parcels from Brisbane tend to take the scenic route via Adelaide before eventually heading north. Express shipping usually takes the red-eye directly instead.
Because each item is printed to order, we can’t usually exchange items ordered in the wrong size. Please check the size guide before ordering. Annoying, but also fairly sensible.
If your item arrives damaged, faulty or incorrect, get in touch and we’ll sort it out.
Sustainability
Every That’ll Do, NT item is printed only after you order it.
That means no piles of unsold stock, less waste, and fewer sad shirts sitting in a warehouse wondering where it all went wrong.
Designed in Darwin. Printed in Brisbane. Made when it’s wanted.
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Lovely top and perfect
makes me smile each time I read it. Forest green is a great colour. T shirt material, cotton, is quite a thick texture.
Sooo cheeky love this it has people down south confused as they have not had the full Culew experience 😜 And it's warm 3 deg this morning.
Fantastic quality, well definitely order again.
Poor ibis get so much bad press but we like their character and love the humour in this shirt! Great print and quality 👌
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