End of the road (Uncle Sams)

The sequel to Mitchell Street Regret. Because every great night needs a blurry epilogue.

Welcome to Uncle Sams: the 24-hour sanctuary for deep-fried decisions and iced coffee miracles.
Home of the legendary Veal n Cheese, where the bain-marie is always humming and the fried rice is somehow both soggy and crunchy.
It’s the only place in the world where you can get Chinese takeaway and a crumbing-induced identity crisis at 4am.

And the iced coffee? Set to the exact temperature just before it freezes—scientifically proven to soothe both heatstroke and hangovers.

Product Features
• Designed in Darwin, Printed in Australia
• 100% cotton (solid colours) / 85% cotton, 15% viscose (heather shades)
• Side seams for shape and structure
• Stabilised neck and shoulder tape
• Ribbed collar that stays put
• Medium-weight fabric for everyday mediocrity

Care Instructions
• Don’t iron it
• Don’t dry-clean it
• Cold machine wash only (max 30°C)
• No bleach
• No tumble drying, obviously