Durry Munching Kitty

They tried it all in Australia. Raised the prices so a packet of durries costs $100. Plain packaging. Photos of men dying from completely unrelated fatal diseases plastered all over the packaging—without their families’ permission—claiming it was from durries. But the people have spoken.

Whether it’s bubblegum flummery-flavoured vapes or 20c Chinese teenager durries flogged on some quasi-legal semi-black market, humans, cats, and dogs are munching durries like there’s no tomorrow.

And for some disease-riddled durry munchers, maybe there won’t be.

So light ’em up and munch ’em down.

Product features

• Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
• Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
• Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
• Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
• Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort

Care instructions

• Do not iron
• Do not dry-clean
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry

Sizing

Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.)