In the Top End, we do have kookaburras. The blue-winged kind.
They don’t do the cheerful, rolling laugh you hear down south. Ours is sharper. A bit unhinged. Usually described as a “maniacal cackle”. Of course it does.
GLOL (Genuine Laugh Out Loud)? Or purely performative?
We’ve all done it. Big noise, carry on like everything’s fine.
It isn’t.
GLOL.
(crying on the inside)
Product features
- Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
- Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
- Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
- Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
Sizing
Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.) Width is measured armpit-to-armpit, please allow 1-2cm human measurement errors.
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S
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M
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L
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XL
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2XL
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3XL
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4XL
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5XL
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Approx. Women’s
AU Size
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8-10
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12
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14-16
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18
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20
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22
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24-26
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28+
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Width, cm
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47
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52.1
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56.5
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61
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64.1
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67.9
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75
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80
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Length, cm
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71
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74.9
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78.7
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81.9
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83.8
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85.1
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87
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89
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Size tolerance, cm
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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