The NT Police has finally had enough.
After years of unchecked anti-social behaviour across Darwin parks, caravan parks, school drop-off zones and suburban backyards, three repeat offenders have officially been brought in for questioning under the NT Government’s mandated ‘Tough on Crime’ approach.
The Bush Stone Curlew.
Charged with Disturbing the Peace.
The Masked Lapwing (“Plover”).
Charged with Aggravated Assault.
The Orange Footed Scrub Fowl (“Bush Chook”).
Charged with Malicious Damage.
Locals are advised to remain calm, avoid sudden movements, and under no circumstances leave mulch unattended.
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