The NT Police has finally had enough.
After years of unchecked anti-social behaviour across Darwin parks, caravan parks, school drop-off zones and suburban backyards, three repeat offenders have officially been brought in for questioning under the NT Government’s mandated ‘Tough on Crime’ approach.
The Bush Stone Curlew.
Charged with Disturbing the Peace.
The Masked Lapwing (“Plover”).
Charged with Aggravated Assault.
The Orange Footed Scrub Fowl (“Bush Chook”).
Charged with Malicious Damage.
Locals are advised to remain calm, avoid sudden movements, and under no circumstances leave mulch unattended.
Product features
- Made from solid colours of 100% cotton for a soft feel
- Designed with side seams for lasting shape and structure
- Neck and shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
- Features a ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- Printed inner neck labels ensure quality and comfort
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C )
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
Sizing
Each one’s printed just for you, so double-check your fit before ordering. (Your future self will thank you.) Width is measured armpit-to-armpit, please allow 1-2cm human measurement errors.
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S
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M
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L
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XL
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2XL
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3XL
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4XL
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5XL
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Approx. Women’s
AU Size
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8-10
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12
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14-16
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18
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20
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22
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24-26
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28+
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Width, cm
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47
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52.1
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56.5
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61
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64.1
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67.9
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75
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80
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Length, cm
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71
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74.9
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78.7
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81.9
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83.8
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85.1
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87
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89
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Size tolerance, cm
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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2.5
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