{"product_id":"lift-off-cursed-ec","title":"Lift Off. Cursed EC.","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"36\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"36\"\u003eLift Off. Cursed EC.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"38\" data-end=\"382\"\u003eI was technically too old for \u003cem data-start=\"68\" data-end=\"78\"\u003eLift Off\u003c\/em\u003e when it hit the ABC in the early 90s. Which is probably why it lodged itself in my brain like an unresolved childhood tax return. You’d flick it on after school and there it was. EC. That faceless rag doll with the soft, sagging head and barely-there features. Not smiling. Not frowning. Just… existing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"707\"\u003eIn various religious traditions, faceless figures aren’t accidents. In parts of Judaism and Islam, avoiding carved human likeness is about resisting idolatry. In some folk practices, dolls without faces are meant to stop spirits attaching themselves. No eyes. No mouth. Nothing for anything to enter. Comforting, in theory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"736\"\u003eEC did not feel comforting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003eDesigned by Terry Denton and physically sculpted by Ron Mueck, EC sits in that strange space between kids’ TV and quiet existential dread. Mueck later became famous for hyper-real sculptures like \u003cem data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"944\"\u003eDead Dad\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eBoy\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"966\"\u003eMask II\u003c\/em\u003e (that enormous sleeping head that looks like it’s about to inhale the entire gallery). 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